And this is why she’s my best friend

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Jacquie: i also want to throw a massive proper shower for someone that’s themed damnit
themed something other than “baby”*

Me: you can throw me a not-a-baby shower

Jacquie: maybe if you adopt another animal, i’ll throw you a fur baby shower

Me: oh god
Me: that’s a little too close to cat lady territory

Jacquie:LOL
Jacquie: and actually that’s sorta a cool idea
Jacquie: and a chance to get people off your back once and for all if they were ever pressuring you to have kids

Me: that’s like, “how dare you insult me on this, the day of my cat’s quinceaƱera” crazy

Jacquie: omg how old is Stitch?

Me: lol, she’s 7

Jacquie: you just wait 8 years
Jacquie: a cat quinceanera is a thing now

Me: YOU ARE NOT THROWING MY CAT A QUINCEAƑERA

Jacquie: “but she could dance with Smoke! Smoke could be her date!”

Me: “…I don’t think biting someone’s face off on your first date is a good precedent to set for a relationship”

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